[hello, Magnus. It's your best friend Isabelle calling. Doesn't she look pretty?
[Yes, she's always pretty. It's sort of a thing.
[But that's not why she's called you today.
[No, today she has called you because she hasn't seen you in ages, and that's seriously a Big Fucking Problem.
[So you'll excuse the fact that she's not actually speaking. She just smiles at the camera a little - some sort of sadly amused, 'wow you're sort of dumb' expression - and then sighs heavily.]
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[Yes, she's always pretty. It's sort of a thing.
[But that's not why she's called you today.
[No, today she has called you because she hasn't seen you in ages, and that's seriously a Big Fucking Problem.
[So you'll excuse the fact that she's not actually speaking. She just smiles at the camera a little - some sort of sadly amused, 'wow you're sort of dumb' expression - and then sighs heavily.]